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goon smp Minecraft server

Ranked #3,988 · United States of America · listed 2 days ago

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Java IP
spiral-chipset.tun.ply.gg
Status
Offline checked 44 minutes ago
Players
0 / 500 (peak 0)
Version
26.2
Uptime
0%
Votes
0 this month · 0 all time
Rating
☆☆☆☆☆ – (0)
Game modes
PvPSMPSurvivalVanilla
Links
Website

goon smp at a glance

goon smp is a Java Edition Minecraft server focused on PvP, SMP survival, and vanilla-inspired gameplay. It runs on Paper and features crossplay between Java and Bedrock, multi-version support, and a lively economy with player shops. Players can expect a survival sanctuary feel with competitive play and ongoing progression through custom enchants, kits, cosmetics, and achievements.

participants engage in close-quarters combat and shared adventures as part of a community that emphasizes survival, creativity, and a bit of mischievous humor. The server highlights proximity voice chat so teammates can hear each other in real time, an anti-cheat system, and a variety of quality-of-life tweaks like vein mining, faster hoppers, and forest-friendly mechanics designed to keep mining and exploration engaging.

the server is United States–based and lists 26.2 as its version compatibility, appealing to players who enjoy classic survival with modern conveniences and a strong social environment. It suits players who want strict rules against griefing and cheating while enjoying a sense of community and a touch of dramatic flair. To join, players connect using the Java address spiral-chipset.tun.ply.gg, then follow the in-game prompts to hop into the goon smp experience, its website for information, or its Discord for community updates.

Overview written by MinecraftRanking from the server's public information (updated 2026-10-25), with AI assistance.

In the server's own words

🌲 GOONS SMP — A Home for the Chronically Online Where the sun rises over blocky hills, the hoppers run faster than your excuses, and someone is always one bad decision away from swimming in lava. This isn't just a Minecraft server. This is a survival sanctuary, forged in Paper, guarded by GrimAC, and blessed by whatever deity watches over people who name their home /home robko_vole_. ⚔️ What awaits you: - Java + Bedrock crossplay — phone peasants and PC chads, united at last - Multi-version support — we accept your ancient launcher like a forgiving parent - Proximity voice chat — hear the exact moment your friend realizes he's about to die - Economy & player shops — get rich, or get rich scamming (we don't judge, the auction house does) - Mythic bosses & pets — tame a companion, because the voices in your head weren't enough - VeinMiner, Falling Trees, Faster Hoppers — because mining one ore at a time is for monks - Custom enchants, kits, cosmetics & achievements — drip AND progression - Chat games, polls, RTP & warps — never be bored, never be lost (only emotionally) - Ride your friends on your head. Yes, literally. There's a plugin. We checked. - Anti-cheat so strict even our dupers asked permission (StringDupersReturn was invited personally) 📜 The Rules of the Land: 1. No griefing. We will find you. We always find you. 2. No cheating. GrimAC sees all, judges all, bans all. 3. Respect the goons. The goons respect you back. Survival. Community. Slightly unhinged. 500 player slots. Infinite copium. One shared hatred of creepers. "I came for the survival. I stayed because my base is here and moving is expensive." — actual player, probably

Player activity

Players over the last 7 days · peak 1

How to join goon smp

  1. Open Minecraft: Java Edition and choose Multiplayer → Add Server.
  2. Paste spiral-chipset.tun.ply.gg as the server address and click Done.
  3. Join, and vote here every day to support the server.

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